Introducing - ADV1

Monday, September 3, 2012

Cats Communicating

Cats Communicating



"Catptionship" (it's something among cat, caption and relationship):

Yellow Cat (female): You’ll come with all that blablabla again… Say something! Say the truth! Where was you last night? You make me sick! I’m sure that you hang out with your friends, all the bad-cat companies that someone could have! Probably you was in some night club… Or worst than this...In a strip-cat club? Oh, my God! I should listen to my mom… Why did I marry you? 

Black Cat (male): Calm down, dear… It’s not what seems to be and… 

YC: Shut up! Did you drink? 

BC: Nope! 

YC: I can smell it! Course you had some "milk-drinks"! How much tuna did you spent last night with that “chick-cats”? What about your kittens waiting for you? 

BC: Don’t mess with my kittens! I love them! 

YC: Love? Love? You don’t know what love means! 

BC: But, babe… 


YC: But nothing! You should to go home after work and help me to raise your kids! I’m the only one who cares about them. Do you know what happened yesterday? Kate Kitten fought with her "catmates" during the lunch time at school. I had to talk with the principal, Mr. Big Cat! He asked me where’s the cat’s father? What should I say? I had noooooo ideaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I hate you! Hate you!